Wherein my husband makes a piss poor choice at an auction...again.

I wrote a FB garage sale post today and it didn't go well.
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(sigh)

I was gone for a few hours yesterday, wherein I left my husband in charge- my house didn't burn down and my kids were still alive so I assumed that everything was fine. I imagine my surprise when I went to my media room this morning and found this monstrosity waiting for me.

 

Apparently my husband got super excited bidding at an online auction this week and decided we needed this. I have explained to him in many ways today how much we don't need this. I've also explained to him that I am very close to taking his credit card away from him if he continues to make poor choices.

So what is it? And why do you need it? This is a US Pride Furniture yoga stretch chaise lounge made for relaxation and, presumably, yoga positions. It is red pleather and it is brand new. Apparently you can get one of these on Amazon for about $170 so technically, he did get a good deal.

I sat on it, and I will not admit this to him, but it is actually very comfortable. Unfortunately I was just in the process of cleaning out my media room to finally make it a functional space so I don't need this but you probably do. I am asking what my husband spent on it, $80, pick up in Neighborhood in Town.

I figured at the very least this sexy, red beast deserved a proper photo shoot before it went to its new home.
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And then everyone was like, "You know that's a sex chair, *right*?" Poor red, pleather, slut-shamed yoga chair.

Poor yoga chair.
#onlinegaragesale #yogachair #myhusband #wtf #poorchoices #areyouserious

Just this girl, trying to find a nice respectable home for her double-timing, multi-functional, yoga-sex chair